Fucking is always a solution

I'm a bit short of money at the moment. I haven't been able to pay the rent again. Of course my landlord is going to come to me at some point and cause me stress. But of course I already had a plan for how to avoid all the trouble. I knew that the horny bastard wouldn't be able to resist me. If I had known that he was so horny, I would have often not paid my rent.