OMG | A hard birthday present

Today is my birthday and I started the day completely relaxed. When he came into the living room and congratulated me, I saw a present in his hand. I was full of anticipation and really wanted to know what was inside. WOW he really came up with something, because I've never received anything so hard, plump and damn hot for my birthday. I will always be happy to receive a present like this. What would you have given me?