Quick, I have to piss! The bus is about to cum.

Crap! I'm on the road and I have to pee so urgently! The bus will be here in five minutes. What am I going to do now? I have no choice but to let my champagne out here at the side of the road. Better than peeing in the bus. Quickly get out of my trousers and let's go! A hot puddle forms underneath me and someone drives past. Never mind... My relief is huge. Then the journey can continue.