OUCH!!! BRUISED ARSE? I'M NOT A DOCTOR, BUT...

Ouch. Jogging in the forest wasn't exactly my best idea! I crashed really hard and fell flat on my ass. No wonder why it hurt so much, I always have my plug stuck in my ass when I'm jogging, haha. Luckily there was this weird guy doing some kind of research in the forest or something. He had a look at the problem, but fuck, I completely forgot that my PLUG was still stuck! :D This nerd got really mad right away, haha! :D