He wanted to go out for dinner - I just wanted to FUCK!!!

So I'm standing there at the car park ticket machine, completely fucked up, of course the fucking machine doesn't take any change. Some bloke comes along, grins at me and asks me if I fancy going out for a bite to eat. I look at him with a laugh and just say: "Food? I don't need to chew anything right now, I'd rather get fucked."

And no joke - his look was worth its weight in gold, he didn't think twice haha. Less than 5 minutes later, we're at the top of the car park. I lean against the window, looking directly at the station... and he stands behind me, pulls me over and just fucks me! Hard, dirty, without much question. Just the trains in the background and the thunderstorm. I tell it like it is - better than any dinner date. And yes... I never got the ticket, by the way.