Well... I just wanted to find a quiet, cosy spot outside..."

But then I sat there - with bunny ears, a fluffy tail... and my new alien dildo, which looks like it flew straight out of a wet Sci-Fi fever dream.

I inserted it slowly, very carefully - but the thing found my G-spot as if it had antennae for it. Between the chirping of birds and the scent of spring, I fucked myself so hard that I was suddenly squirting like a fucking Easter fountain.

Unplanned. Uncensored. Unashamedly horny. Happy Easter. I am the bunny that squirts.

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