First fuck then talk! I want sperm

I had a date with a guy. He was nice and decent and offered me a coffee. Then he asks me what I like to eat and stupid things like that and I just hähhhhhh? Are you serious? Nobody wants to know that, at least not now and I didn't put on the nylons for fun. So let's fuck first and talk afterwards. Besides, I have to do a cock inspection first and that's going very well and the date is going to be very exciting. What's your opinion on this, if the first fuck is bad, you can save yourself everything else, right?