Which vegetable is the hottest?

I have to admit that I've already tried what it feels like to do it yourself with a vegetable. But that was quite a long time ago. When I saw in my fridge that I had other vegetables apart from a cucumber, I wanted to try them out and see which one felt the best. I thought I'd let you in on my little experiment to see which vegetable is the hottest and brings me to orgasm in the end.