I FUCK MYSELF UNTIL IT DRIPS!!!

Hello my sweetie, I'm on my way to the hairdresser right now to get a little spruced up for you.... no sooner said than done! Now they are very red... and I want to find out if the saying "the rustier the roof, the wetter the basement" is true! I'll say this.... there's definitely something to it fg But see for yourself HOW wet...!!! Which paint should I try next?