A jaunt in the countryside. If only my flatmate knew...

Like everyone else at the moment, I was totally bored... As the weather was so good, I came up with the idea of just grabbing my flatmate's motorbike and going for a little spin. But it was clear that if he found out, he'd make me a head shorter. No matter. Helmet on and off we go. Uiiii... This thing really has a lot of steam, I'd rather be a bit more careful. I stopped on a dirt track, took out my vibrator (a woman should never leave the house without one) and got it on first. That was really cool. Let's see if he recognises the pussy juice on his bench as such ? Would you be mad at me?