Oh how macabre. I'm going to hell for this

How sick is that please? I'm standing in the kitchen and my neighbour comes in. He asks me when his wife is about to come round for dinner... Suddenly he grabs me and fucks me across the kitchen. what's going on here, please. well, I'm a bit pissed off because I wanted to remind him briefly of the qualities of my bladder arts. But he really went one better. And almost blew our cover!