Mindful wanking

Welcome to my very special jerk off instructions for you. The topic is "How do I actually wank properly". Does it seem strange to you because you've been doing it for umpteen years? That's exactly the problem. You've become downright "operationally blind" and this guide will make you much more mindful. In the esoteric scene, you can do all sorts of things "mindfully" to consciously experience the moment. So why not when "wanking"? With these instructions, you will quickly realise that even you, as a passionate wanker, can experience the topic in a completely new way!