I just let the piss run!

This is where I sit, this is where I piss. It's the easiest, in the middle of the lake. Before I spend ages looking for a quiet spot in the bushes and breaking through the branches, I'd rather piss on the spot! Of course people notice. Behind me, cyclists whizz past ... but I don't care. I think you think my decision is cool too. I just let my champagne out and everything ends up in the dust in front of me. And it's automatic for me, I piss everywhere I can and avoid going to the toilet, that's the most natural thing, isn't it?