Record? Railway station ace drowns in piss

OH MY GOD! This is really awesome! So cool what happened to me again. I'm in the station concourse at 5am to catch my train, but I want to go to the loo first. There's some bum lying around. I thought I'd ask him where the loo was. All of a sudden he starts shouting at me, I think I'm crazy! And then I suddenly get this cheeky idea - I'll just use him as a toilet and I need to go so much! Oh yes, the guy is almost drowning in my piss and I need more and more. He gurgles and swallows and spits - it's just too much! No human being can do that, but he did a great job ... he's lying there now, all pissed up, he's completely soaked! Really amazing, I think that's my new piss record, or what do you think?