Forbidden public piss!!!

I'm still shaking! Unbelievably crass, embarrassing and forbidden! I was actually just taking my car to the garage and wanted to take the bus home. But when I got to the bus stop, I couldn't hold it any longer. Unfortunately, cars kept coming past. I couldn't help myself and just let it go ... just with my light-coloured trousers, oh God. Cars were coming left and right and I was standing there in the middle of the road, in my giant puddle. But it got even worse. First a local resident gets his mail out of the letterbox and then his mate comes on his bike and they spot me ... I have to run away!!! That was so rough ... but what else could I have done?