A Swiss university colleague has gone crazy!!!

Fucking algebra... Who's supposed to understand that, please? Definitely not me! Besides, I don't feel like learning any more anyway. My thoughts are actually elsewhere most of the time. I'm just a little fuck slut who needs it all the time and everywhere. What's the point of having a horny university mate who explains the tasks to you and fucks your head free so that you can concentrate better afterwards;) P.s. By the way, there are even more subjects that I don't understand. Would you like to tutor me? How about French?;)