After a shopping trip with my girlfriend, I urgently need a piss. We walk across the Domplatte at Cologne Cathedral - there are people all around us - but we just can't make it to our car. My urge to pee wins out, I squat down on the stairs, pull down my leggings and start pissing. My friend Mira pisses along with me out of solidarity so that I'm not so alone. I don't care that the police are watching us on CCTV at that moment. The champagne runs down the stairs... Who's going to volunteer to lick my cunt clean now? There are so many people here at the cathedral...