Don't buy it! You will lose your "freedom"!

Are you happy to take a risk? If you decide to buy this video after all, you will have to live with the consequences! Make up your mind! Earn your wanking licence. You've reached a point where everything is basically decided! You may now have thoughts like this in your head: It's just a video and it's just a pair of coins! Just a pair of minutes of complete worship and devotion! Yes, all absolutely true! But in the end, it's so much more than that!

What happens as soon as you load this video that I say "Don't buy it!" right in the title? You'll probably lose your last remaining shred of freedom. Perhaps everything will change for you to a life determined by others and therefore much better?

The real question is not whether you want to, but rather whether you have to! You don't really have a choice either, because I took this option away from you long ago, subliminally and almost unnoticed. You trust me and my foresight and that's a good thing. You are trapped. Whether consciously or unconsciously, it's exactly what you've always wanted.

So, true to the motto: no risk, no fun, you will take a chance and simply embark on this uncertain adventure. This almost insatiable curiosity will make it impossible for you not to buy it. You simply have to have it.