The parcel I've been waiting for so long has finally arrived! But the postman didn't want to give it to me because it was probably ordered in my surname and I have to pay for it directly but I have no cash in the house -.- But his colleague has been staring at my tits the whole time, so I just cheekily asked if I could pay in my special way ... and both didn't think twice and agreed ... I took them straight to my back room and gave them a great shower ;) I was then allowed to keep the parcel ... fair deal, right ?