Gear stick fucked

What do you do when you're out and about and there's no cock around? I need something hard in my horny cunt. As I always had my gear stick in my hand when I was driving and noticed that it felt as if I had a hard cock in my hand, I thought to myself that I couldn't use it to change gear. At the next opportunity I stopped, sat on the gear stick and rode it really hard. I'm sure your cock would have been just as hard;-)