Whilst patrolling the streets of Great Britain, I walk passed a gorgeous looking blonde woman. She didn't look too happy to be honest and she didn't even reply when I said hi to her. But good fortune was mine. As she walked passed me, I noticed that she dropped some litter on the floor. Oh dear, not a good thing to do in front of a policeman...even if he is fake. I called her back and explained that I have caught her dropping litter. She tried to apologize and blamed it on the wind. She tried to convince me that the wind bow the tissue out of her hand. As I began to lecture her about the errors of her ways, I noticed that she began to to get very distressed. She was nearly in tears. She actually made me feel guilty for telling her off. Anyway, to cut a long story short, she told me that her boyfriend had forgotten about Valentine’s day and they had a big argument about it. I apologized about making her day worse and invited her back to my house for a shoulder to cry on or a cock to suck on and a cock to ride.
