Taken in a dirndl! Is that an assfuck?

I missed the bus. What a load of rubbish again!

It's cold, it's getting dark soon and I lost my girlfriend at the Oktoberfest.

What a stupid day.

But ok...

It can always be worse. Now this idiot is chatting me up.

Bohhhrrrr, really now??

Do I have any other choice? Well, I'll go with you...

Running home is probably not going to happen.

At the hotel, yes, the inevitable happened...

Would you have taken advantage of my distress like that?

Or would you have been a decent bloke?