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I rarely ( ;) ) have a morning wood, but I know the feeling all too well: you wake up in the morning and you're just horny! Do you feel the same way? Your cock is almost a piss pole and yet the horniness is so extreme? You slide between your warm legs, desperate to cum... The old lady next to you is a sleeping pill and you'd love to stick your morning-hard cock in her tight cunt or just spit on her tits... but you can't. That's why you have to do it yourself. I'll help you and drive the heat out of your balls before your day has even really started! And believe me: it'll be better than fucking!