Jerk off instructions for HARDCORE WICHSER!

You call yourself a wanker? Do you love playing with your bulging cock all the time? Wanking is your life? Then follow these instructions and jerk off together with me and my dirtytalk! I knew that this would bring out the mega sauce! And you know that real wankers have to do things that normal people find disgusting, right? You need: Lube, rubber band