It bangs in the arse!

It's New Year's Eve and it's really banging in the arse! And I wasn't prepared for it at all. I thought we'd shoot up a few rockets and it would go off nicely. But apparently I missed something. I got all dressed up for a great evening, a little party and all the things you do on New Year's Eve. I was really shocked when I was told that a rocket actually meant my cock and a bang meant my arse - laugh! Well, let's see what happens here and how the new year starts. I wish you all the best for 2017 and one more question, how did you like my New Year's Eve, would you celebrate it the same way?