Binge Call for Gooner

You just can't help yourself, can you? Gooner through and through! Today you will celebrate it with me debauched, because I have a hard task for you, which you will pull through permanently. Catchword permanent! You can hardly wait to see what I have for you, can't you? Your cock twitches in anticipation. Let's not keep him in suspense any longer, you've got big things in store for you today!