Mr Meier! Don't fuck me in the office today!

My boss Mr Meier must have done it on purpose! Earlier in the office over coffee he told me that his woman wasn't at home today! We've often had this quickie in the office, it's not like that. He leaves his central key from the office lying around. Well, I thought I'd bring it round to him! The journey should be worthwhile and not completely in vain! Or how do you see it?