The dirty German teacher

In Los Angeles, I visited a boyfriend who was having problems with his German girlfriend because he doesn't speak German. Of course, I was happy to help and offered to teach him the "important" German vocabulary. Which ones that might be... I'll give you three guesses ;) I think it's soooo sexy when Americans speak German. So it didn't take long for me to put the newly learnt terms into practice with him. From "küssen" to "blasen" and "ficken" to "Sperma"... All the vocabulary was memorised. I really should become a teacher. Would you let me teach you?