Cucumber fuck orgasms instead of cucumber salad

I can't cook. But I am permanently horny and I constantly need sex. Even when making cucumber salad I get dirty thoughts. Instead of in the salad bowl, the thick cucumber landed in my tight wet cunt. And i'm honest! The cucumber fuck was better than any cucumber salad. Enjoy my cucumber fuck masturbation with amazing orgasms. And you? Would you still feel like having a cucumber salad if I fuck myself to orgasm with a cucumber in front of your eyes?