It's your job, wanking!

It's good that you turned up on time for the online meeting with your boss. You probably already realise that the complaints about your insults have been piling up and I now have to take action. We've always been a holding company with a very social approach when it comes to our employees, so we're going to get to the bottom of this and offer you the opportunity to keep your job. Unconventional - yes. But also justified. If you don't do what I say, this conversation will end quickly. Termination without notice. You don't want to let it cum to that, do you?