NO! Your ass will NOT stay a virgin!

Who doesn't know the typical male saying: "My ass stays a virgin" blah blah blah! Young men, you don't know what you're missing out on when you ignore the subject of the prostate! Because you have one and it's extremely cool! You've always wanted to squirt like a beast, then follow my instructions and I'll show you what your body can do! I'm extremely horny to deflower your sweet, tight ass! So give me a treat and just let me do it to you! These jerk off instructions are for beginners and those who are already anal-horny anyway!