I will make you a NON-FUCKER

Time to usher in a new era: Join the brand new movement that I have brought to life! Fucking is SINLESS for you and I'll tell you why! As a non-fucker, you will start a whole new life and I will guide you and help you with words and deeds! Take courage! It will be so much hornier than you could ever have imagined! Today you'll get a glimpse of what your new life will look like and of course I'll put you through a practical test straight away! Believe me, you will spill more semen than you have ever done before! The best time is NOW! It's going to be PERVERSE! It's going to be WET! It will DOERTIE!