SPH - total failure!

Stop kidding yourself, what you have between your legs is not a cock! It's just an unfunctional rag that's not capable of doing what it's supposed to do. You won't satisfy a woman with it, you'll just make her laugh! So you'd better keep your mini in your trousers and be ashamed of this ugly midget! Haha, how can you be such a loser?! That little piece of meat is absolutely no match for the standard, no one wants you with that. Just a total loser born to be exploited and laughed at. Ridiculous!