OMG! His girlfriend must never find out!

I hope I haven't broken anything! Damn, I think that was a step too far! I got a new desk yesterday and I'm not that good at putting it together. Yes, but my friend's boyfriend is! He's a carpenter! He came round too, but it was snowing so heavily that he didn't want to go. I said, oh come and stay here, I'll sleep downstairs on the couch and you upstairs! I just couldn't help myself! Damn, I'm a real little bitch! Please don't let them find out...