OMG! Locked out on the balcony and pissed all over my leggings

I was sitting comfortably on the balcony playing on my mobile phone. I had to pee the whole time but couldn't pause the game. When I finally wanted to go to the loo, the balcony door was closed. OMG! My flatmates had locked me out. Now what? I just couldn't hold it in any longer... So I just let it go. With leggings full of piss, I had to wait for what felt like an eternity until I was freed from the balcony.