Are you kidding me?

Come to me with a small dildo as a present. As if I would be happy about that.....!! What am I supposed to do with it? It's far too short and too thin. Haven't you got something bigger and thicker? And he's already unpacking his fat cock! Much better.... and the more I suck and suck it, the plumper and longer it gets. Hmmmm, yes, that feels great in my wet crack. Ram it into me and fuck me properly until the cum comes!