Licks with me!

I was horny and my pussy was already licking with lust, so I called my plumber.while he was looking for the lick under the sink I brought my pussy into position, called him and when he looked at her I pissed directly at him!With that I had convinced him,he looked at the lick of the pussy,dried again and again with his tongue and then laid a pipe in me;-)It did not hold and I pissed on his cock,then he laid it again until I came screaming;-)Why are there craftsmen?